Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood

Right now, he’s probably slow dancing
With a bleached-blond tramp
And she’s probably getting frisky
Right now, he’s probably buying her some fruity little drink
Cause she can’t shoot whiskey
Right now, he’s probably up behind her with a pool-stick
Showing her how to shoot a combo
And he don’t know

I dug my key into the side of his
Pretty little souped up 4-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats

Right now, she’s probably up singing some
White-trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now, she’s probably saying “I’m drunk”
And he’s a thinking that he’s gonna get lucky
Right now, he’s probably dabbing on
3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo
Oh, And he don’t know

I dug my key into the side of his
Pretty little souped up 4-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats

I might’ve saved a little trouble for the next girl
Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won’t be on me
No, not on me

I dug my key into the side of his
Pretty little souped up 4-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats

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Lyrics added by Thomas B. Watts