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Happy Holidays, You Bastard - Blink-182

Album: Take Off Your Pants and Jacket

genre: Pop-Punk Punk-Rock

It’s Christmas Eve and I’ve only wrapped two fuckin’ presents
It’s Christmas Eve and I’ve only wrapped two fuckin’ presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts,
I hate, hate, hate your guts,
And I’ll never talk to you again,
unless your dad will suck me off
I’ll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
I’ll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I’ll never talk to you again,
I’ll never talk to you again

It’s Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin’ hotdogs
It’s Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin’ hotdogs
and he shit shit shits his pants.
He’s always fuckin’ shittin’ his pants
And I’ll never talk to you again
unless your dad will suck me off
I’ll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
I’ll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I’ll never talk to you again,
I’ll never talk to you aga

Lyrics added by Isabelle P.

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Take Off Your Pants and Jacket Danzig album lyrics
On the edited version of "Take Off Your Pants and Jacket", "Happy Holidays, You Bastard" is an instrumental song.
Song details
  • Mixing: Femio Hernandez, Tom Lord‐Alge
  • Composition: Travis Barker, Tom DeLonge, Mark Hoppus
  • Release Date: June 12, 2001