Em Calls Paul (Skit) - Eminem

Ayo Paul, it’s Em.
I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing, and I know that he’s not “thrilled” about the video.
What, does he wanna be startin’ somethin’?
Wow, well I’ll show him who’s really bad. {*Burps*}
Paul the way you make me feel with these calls.
You should really take a look at the man in the mirror and tell him to beat it because
I won’t stop till I get enough.
Do you remember the time we were watching the Billie Jean video?
Well he’ll always be that Michael to me and it doesn’t matter if he’s black or white ’cause I can’t stop loving him, and I hate plastic surgeons and I hope they all fucking die.
How do you like that? And I like him, I like him a lot. I wanna touch him… but I can’t {*Mouth noises*} Excuse me, I’m taking a shit Sorry.
Anyways, call me back. I have this idea on how I want to end the show.
So, hit me when you get this message, fucker.
Oh, and by the way, no I don’t have a new gun. {*Gun cracks and bullets fall out*} Goddamn it!

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